Magical Tree of Damn Great Advice

Do you know what's living under my bed? :O

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:15:31 -0500

Well, lets be scientific here…

a) You keep the under part of your bed clean: Eh, probably some dust mites…

b) You keep it somewhat clean: More dust mites.

c) You look under your bed sometimes to clean some stuff out: Well, a lot of dust mites and probably a few spiders…

d) You never look under your bed: ……Well all of those dust mites and spiders most likely morphed into something more…SCARY lets put it. I’ll leave it to your imagination unless you want me to tell you something like, “Oh yeah, a creeper lives under your bed and stares into your soul while you sleep. O_____O “

give me a number. one or two.

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 01:06:44 -0500

Why do I have to give you a number? This could mean anything!! Do you want to buy one dog or two dogs? Do you want one wife or two wives? I don’t know. Although, because I just want to fuck your life up (Ahemm..I mean give advice) I’ll say two. So now you’ll have two dogs AND two wives. :3 -innocent smile-

If you're a magical tree, did you know Dumbledore?

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:42:24 -0400

Yes, yes I did. He was my best friend. Then that Snape person killed him :/ I don’t really know the whole situation ya know. I’m a tree and I’m rooted in one place….right BEHIND you. >:D

Let's dance. Wait, you don't have feet, do you?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:29:26 -0400

>:D I have roots! Never doubt me again or I’ll send a ninja assassin your way….

Am I in love?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:17:28 -0400

I don’t know, are you? I’m sure you’re in love with me! I’m a magical tree and I’m the shit. So, who is this punk anyway, huh? Stealing my sweet anonymous!

what do you think of yoga pants?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:35:13 -0400

First: Yoga pants are comfortable… :D

Second: You ask, “How would you know that, you’re a tree…”

Third: Did you not see the title “MAGICAL” Tree? Yeah, I bet you didn’t. You know it. D:< DON’T PISS ME OFF.

Fourth: Then you ask, “Why did you go into such a tangent when all I wanted to know it what you thought of yoga pants?”

Fifth: …. D:< DON’T PISS ME OFF.

What is the tree's name?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:14:35 -0400

You mean MY name? MY NAME? It’s GOD you fool.

…You say it’s not? Well go die in a hole because you’re never going to find out!

whats 2+2 ?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:04:20 -0400

Your FACE. Just kidding man, just kidding. So we need to figure out 2+2, eh? So I guess first we need to find the square root of 100 due to the fact that 2 can go into the sun about 900,000,000 times. so then we take 900,000,000 and use the addition postulate….Oh my GOD, MAN, IT’S 4.

I GIVE THE BEST DAMN ADVICE. ASK ME STUFF. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:49:26 -0400

I GIVE THE BEST DAMN ADVICE. ASK ME STUFF. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.